Hotel of the week The Sod Hut

This charmer has one room, no hall, no windows, no room service, no magnetic keys, no mini-bar, no tv, no complimentary city guides, no telephone, no business center, no $6.00 bottles of water, no ice machine, no valet parking, no breakfast buffet, no concierge, no reception desk, no conference facilities, no mints on your pillow, no pillow, no sheets, no bed, no tv, no soap, no shampoo, no sewing kit, no lights, no internet access at any price, and no hot or cold running water. Happy April 1.